玩转代码:32个有趣的代码注释
作者丨读芯术
来源丨读芯术（AI_Discovery）
代码注释是一种用“高级”英语陈述，描述程序将要做什么的“艺术”。有人嫌它丑，也有人觉得它还蛮有用的。 但还有一些“闷骚”的程序猿，早已把代码注释玩儿出了花。玩梗、吐槽、画画……还有什么是他们不能做的？
下面一起来欣赏一些有趣的代码注释吧~
注意：内容很长，毫不严肃，仅供消遣！
i++; //increment i// Magic. Do not touch.return 1; # returns 1return null; //Not really null// sometimes I believe compilerignores all my comments// I am not responsible of thiscode.// They made me write it, against my will.
// I dedicate all this code, all mywork, to my wife, Darlene, who //will have to support me and our three childrenand the dog once it //gets released into the public.# To understand recursion, see thebottom of this fileAt the bottom of the file# To understand recursion, see thetop of this file//// Dear maintainer://// Once you are done trying to optimize this routine,// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,// please increment the following counter as a warning// to the next guy://// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//private instance variable forstoring agepublic static int age;
//Dear future me. Please forgiveme.//I can t even begin to express how sorry I am.
#define TRUE FALSE//Happy debugging suckers
//open lid//take sh!t//close lidComments for a File open, data dump, file close…
/* You are not meant to understandthis */const int TEN=10; // As if thevalue of 10 will fluctuate...//When I wrote this, only God and Iunderstood what I was doing//Now, God only knows
/** TODO: Remove this functionfunction remove($customer_id){$this->Customer->remove($id);}*/
// I m sorry.// drunk, fix later// I am not responsible of thiscode.//This code sucks, you know it andI know it./* Please work */// I have to find a better job// Joe is sorryA few hundred lineslater...// Harry is sorry too
Catch (Exception e) {//who cares?}
// IE7 update. this is still badcode, but IE8 is probably a long way off :)#Christmas tree initializertoConnect = []toRead = [ ]toWrite = [ ]primes = [ ]responses = {}remaining = {}
// Remove this if you wanna befired// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Loginscreen// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
// no comments for you// it was hard to write// so it should be hard to read
// This comment is selfexplanatory.// If this code works, it waswritten by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don t know// who wrote it
} catch (PartInitException pie) {// Mmm... pie
int main(void)/* Program starts here */
// Houston, we have a problem// I am not sure if we need this,but too scared to delete.// Autogenerated, do not edit. Allchanges will be undone.// If this comment is removed the programwill blow up//This code sucks, you know it andI know it.//Move on and call me an idiot later.
/*** Always returns true.*/public boolean isAvailable() {return false;}
// hack for ie browser (assumingthat ie is a browser)// Joe is sorryFew Hundred Lines Later// Harry is sorry too
///////////////////////////////////////this is a well commented lineException up = newException("Something is really wrong.");throw up; //ha ha
// TODO - Comment this function//Mr. Compiler, please do not readthis.//If you re reading this, then myprogram is probably a success// All bugs added by David S.MillerCatch (Exception e) {//eat it}
Repeat...Until (JesusChristsReturn) // Not sure
// This should fix something thatshould never happen// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Loginscreen// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
图源：unsplash//todo: never to be implemented//I am not sure why this works butit fixes the problem./*** For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.*/
// simply copied from another code//This is a kind of magic.//Please comment on your sourcecodeint MyFunction(){// There once was a man named Daveint Result = 0;// Whose code just wouldn t behaveMyObject *Ptr = new MyObject();// He left to go to a meetinResult = Ptr->DoSomething();// And left his memory a leakinreturn Result;}
////3.4 JeK My manager promised me a lap dance if I canfix this release//3.5 JeK Still waiting for that dance from my manager//3.6 JeK My manager got changed, the new manager ishairy, dont want the dance anymore//3.7 Jek Got that dance, yuck!//
public boolean isDirty() {//Why do you always go out andreturn dirty;}
# as you can see: I comment thecode!// TODO: Finish./*after hours of consulting the tome of googlei have discovered that by the will of unknown forceswithout the below line, IE7 believes that 6px = 12px*/font-size: 0px;
public GetRandomNumber(){// Chosen by a fairly rolen dicereturn 12;}
// *** drunk -- fix later ***// TODO: Delete// if i ever see this again i mgoing to start bringing guns to work
图源：unsplash// For the sins I am about tocommit, may James Gosling forgive medef format_ticket_content(text,recursive = true)if text.is_a?(TicketNote)note = texttext = note.contentelsenote = nilend## Safety pig has arrived!text = h(text)## _## _._ _..._ .- , _.._(`))## -. ` /-._.- ,/## ) .## / _ _ |## | a a / |## .-. ;## -( ).- , ;## -; | .## /## | 7 .__ _.-## | | | ``/ /` /## /,_| | /,_/ /## /,_/ `-##
//I m sorry, but our princess is inanother castle.long long ago; /* in a galaxy farfar away */try {} finally { // should never happen}
/** You may think you know what thefollowing code does.* But you dont. Trust me.* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many asleepless* night cursing the moment you thoughtyoud be clever* enough to "optimize" thecode below.* Now close this file and go play withsomething else.*/
//If you even THINK of changingthis code, you may have already gone //too far// Replaces with spaces the bracesin cases where braces in places //cause stasis$str =str_replace(array("{","}")," ",$str);
/* Ah ah ah! You ll neverunderstand why this one works. */// This only exists because Scottdoesn t know how to use const //correctly// All this code is yours, exceptgedit()...attempt no modifications //there.else{// wobbly wilson said this would*never* happen!!}
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// If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you./************************************************************* ** .=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-. ** | ______ | ** | .-" "-. | ** | / | ** | _ | | _ | ** | ( |, .-. .-. ,| / ) | ** | > "=._ | )(__/ __)( | _.=" < | ** | (_/"=._"=._ |/ / | _.="_.="_) | ** | "=._"(_ ^^ _)"_.=" | ** | "=__|IIIIII|__/=" | ** | _.="| IIIIII/|"=._ | ** | _ _.="_.=" /"=._"=._ _ | ** | ( _.="_.=" `--------` "=._"=._/ ) | ** | > _.=" "=._ < | ** | (_/ _) | ** | | ** -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ** ** LASCIATE OGNI SPERANZA, VOICH ENTRATE * LEAVE EVERY HOPE, YOU COME IN*************************************************************/
// If I from the future read thisI ll back in time and kill myself.// TODO: Fix this. Fix what?/*This isn t the right way to deal with this, but today is my last day, Ronjust spilled coffee on my desk, and I m hungry, so this will have to do...*/return 12; // 12 is my lucky number
using namespace std; // So sue me你还见过哪些有意思的代码注释？
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