令人笑喷的56个代码注释，最后几个老衲实在憋不住了。。。
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2021-10-20 07:22
老衲不请自来，给大家献上一波神注释，供施主们娱乐娱乐！
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/** Dear Maintainer** Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,* and you have realized what a terrible mistake that was,* please increment the following counter as a warning* to the next guy.** total_hours_wasted_here = 73*
亲爱的维护者
如果尝试对这段程序进行'优化'
并且您已经意识到这是一个多么可怕的错误，
请增加以下计数器的个数用来对后来人进行警告
这里总共浪费的时间= 73
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Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");throw up; //ha ha
例外=新的异常("确实有问题。")
放弃; //哈哈
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// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing// Now, God only knows
当我写下这个的时候，只有上帝和我明白我在做什么
现在，只有上帝知道
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// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments有时，我会相信编译器会忽略我所有的注释
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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene,// who will have to support me and our three children and// the dog once it gets released into the public.
谨以此代码，献给我的妻子达琳，感谢她一直支持着我，以及我的三个孩子和一条狗。
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// drunk, fix later喝多了，改天再修
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// Magic. Do not touch.魔法！不要碰。
// I'm sorry.抱歉。
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return 1; # returns 1返回 1；# 返回 1
Catch (Exception e) {//who cares?}
捕获(异常e)
谁在乎？
/*** Always returns true.*/public boolean isAvailable() {return false;}
代码返回 false ，注释则始终返回 true
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/** You may think you know what the following code does.* But you dont. Trust me.* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever* enough to "optimize" the code below.* Now close this file and go play with something else.*/
你可能相信你能看懂以下代码，
但是其实绝对不可能，相信我。
一旦你调试了，你绝对会后悔装聪明去尝试优化这段代码。
最好的方式是关闭文件，
去玩点儿你喜欢的东西吧！
try {} finally { // should never happen}
绝对不会运行到这里
const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...好像 10 的值会波动...
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// This code sucks, you know it and I know it.// Move on and call me an idiot later.
这段代码的确很烂，我知道你也知道，
先不要骂我，请先接着往下看
// If this comment is removed the program will blow up如果删了此处注释，程序就炸了
// I am not responsible of this code.// They made me write it, against my will.
我不负责这个代码
他们强迫我写，违背了我的意愿。
/* Please work */请工作
// no comments for you// it was hard to write// so it should be hard to read
没有注释，
很难写，
所以它应该很难阅读
options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!疯了吧？这是斯巴达！
// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia.// If not, I don't know who wrote it
如果这个代码能够正常工作，那么是Paul DiLascia写的
否则，我也不知道是谁写的
// Peter wrote this, nobody knows what it does, don't change it!这是彼得写的，没人知道它是做什么的，别改动！
/** Logger */private Logger logger = Logger.getLogger();
不管怎么费尽心力，人会受伤的时候就会受伤。by 村上春树
// I have to find a better job我必须找到更好的工作
// Real programmers don’t comment their code.// If it was hard to write,// it should be hard to understand.
真正的程序员不注释他们的代码。
如果很难写
应该是难以理解
// This is black magic// from// *Some stackoverlow link// Don’t play with magic, it can BITE.
这是来自stackoverlow的黑魔法
别玩魔法，它会咬人的
// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me对于我即将犯下的罪行，希望詹姆斯·高斯林(James Gosling)能原谅我
// Comment this later稍后对此注释
// Remove this if you wanna be fired如果你想被炒鱿鱼，就删除它
}catch(Exception ex){// Houston, we have a problem}
Houston，我们有一个问题
// I can’t divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similarresult = number / 0.00000000000001.
我不能除以0，所以我要除以一个非常相似的数
int getRandomNumber(){Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.// guaranteed to be random.}
通过公平掷骰子选择
保证是随机的
#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.弄清楚这里做什么并相应地添加注释
// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won't be able// to - I'll be dead...
如果这段代码停止工作时还在使用，
杀了我吧，哦~你不能这么做
我死了......
// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.// I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.
如果你看到了这里，这意味着你已经被任命为我之前的项目的负责人。
对不起，真抱歉。祝你好运。
// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does,// but if you remove it the program breaks.
我是在喝醉的时候写的，所以不知道它是干什么用的
但如果你删除它，程序就会中断
// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a// trip across my keyboard...
这段代码以前是有效的，但是我的猫决定在我的键盘上跑一趟
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */在很远很远的银河系外 （这段代码能运行，绝对是个奇迹）
long john; // silver金银岛
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# TRUE FALSE // Happy debugging suckers快乐的去调试你的代码吧，哈哈
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// Dear future me. Please forgive me.// I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.
未来亲爱的我，请原谅我
我说不出来我有多抱歉
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// private instance variable for storing agepublic static int age;
用于存储年龄的私有实例变量
// I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.虽然我不知道为什么这样管用，但它却是修复了问题
last = first; /* Biblical reference */最后即是开始，圣经引用
try {} catch (SQLException ex) {// Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.} catch(Exception ex){//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!}
不用多说，基本上你完蛋了
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// John! If you'll svn remove this once more,// I'll shut you, for God's sake!// That piece of code is not "something strange"!// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.
如果你再删除一次
看在上帝的份上，我要关闭你
这段代码不是什么“奇怪的东西”
那就是身份验证
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long time; /* know C */过来很久时间才知道
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// Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point入此门者了断希望
/* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */啊啊啊！你永远都不会明白为什么这个方法有效
catch (Ex as Exception) {// oh crap, we should do something.}
糟糕，我们应该做点什么
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// TODO make this work用TODO做这件事
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// If you're reading this, then my program is probably a success如果你现在在认真详细的阅读这段代码，那么写的这段代码应该是没有问题的
// set break point here - you'll never reach it在这里设置断点-你永远作不到十全十美
/*** The author disclaims copyright to this source code.** In place of a legal notice, here is a blessing:**** May you do good and not evil.** May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others.** May you share freely, never taking more than you give.*/
作者放弃此源代码的版权
这是一份祝福，而不是法律通知
愿你行善不作恶。
愿你宽恕自己，宽恕他人
愿你自由分享，永远不要超过付出
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// I'm not sure what I did我不确定我做了什么
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// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.这是垃圾代码，但现在是凌晨3点，我需要让他能够正常运行
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